Recurring Scooping
Weekly, bi-weekly, or twice-a-week visits. We clear every pile, bag it, and haul it away.
Insured · Locally Owned · Serving the RGV for 3+ Years
A cleaner yard, every week.
Without the dirty work.
Deuces Poop Patrol scoops so you don't have to. Dependable dog waste removal for homes, HOAs, and businesses across the Rio Grande Valley, on a schedule you can set and forget.
- Same-day quotes
- Satisfaction guaranteed
- No contracts
The Deuces Standard
- Every pile cleared, bagged, and hauled away
- Gates checked and latched on every visit
- Text confirmation when the job is done
- Fully insured, background-checked crews
Questions? Call or text (956) 793-4885, we answer 24/7.
Who We Are
Valley born, Valley proud
Deuces Poop Patrol is a locally owned dog waste removal company based in Harlingen, TX. For over three years we've been helping neighbors enjoy their yards again, and today we cover the entire Rio Grande Valley, from McAllen to Brownsville.
We keep it simple: show up when we say we will, clear every pile, latch every gate, and treat your yard like it belongs to family.
- Locally owned and operated in the RGV
- Fully insured crews you can trust
- On call 24/7 for quotes and scheduling
- No contracts, pause or cancel anytime
3+Years serving the RGV
8+RGV cities served
24/7On call for quotes
100%Satisfaction guarantee
What We Do
Waste removal, handled start to finish
Pick a plan or a one-time cleanup. We handle the rest, rain or shine.
One-Time Cleanups
Overgrown backyard? Moving in or out? We'll reset your yard to spotless in a single visit.
Dog Runs & Kennels
Deep cleaning for dog runs, kennels, and commercial properties like apartments, HOAs, and parks.
Deodorize & Sanitize
Pet-safe sanitizing for yards, porches, and sidewalks to knock out odor and keep things fresh.
Why Deuces
Why neighbors choose us
Over three years strong and trusted in yards all over the Valley.
Insured & Reliable
Fully insured and dependable. We show up when we say we will, every single visit.
Satisfaction Guaranteed
Miss a spot? We come back and make it right. No hassle, no excuses.
We Haul It Away
Nothing stays behind. Waste is bagged and removed from your property, not left in your trash can.
Ready for a cleaner yard?
Free same-day quotes, no contracts, satisfaction guaranteed.